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ahhh paul i think its about time old sven got some new talent lol mind you it could be cos i hate man utd soooo much that i dont like gary chuckle brother lol susie

Susie, clearly you watch a different match to me. The only reason G.N. takes so much stil is he's a bit of a gobsh!te. He's acxtually a VERY reliable player - wouldn't have so many appearances for United and England if he wasn't.

that made me snigger paul,lol in our house we call them the chuckle brothers. they are useless footballers and cant seem to decide who they should pass the ball to lol gary neville always seems to pass it to the opposition:( susie

Nice one Bev

Friday Got up early to separate red bibs from the whites at training. Laid them out nice and Sir nearly smiled. Glad I missed my cornflakes now. Haven't checked moustache in mirror yet but feels bristly. Philip is upset because there is a story about Sir wanting to send him to Everton so we can get Gravesen. Saturday Won today but I didn't play :-( Sir looked up at stand three times. I waved but he still couldn't see me. I want to be sitting next to Sir on bench but Mum doesn't like me sitting near Timmy because he swears lots. I keep trying to outstare Jeffers. I hate him. He played for THEM and his moustache is rubbish. Watched MUTV and took notes for Sir so he knows what mistakes Wesley made against Charlton. Sunday Man asking me about the race row. Mum said that I did run faster than Philip but not allowed to talk about it so I said no comment. Run all the way from Mum's to see Sir. My wrist is sore from colouring in Sir's card. It will be 1000 games on Tuesday. I give Sir card and bottle of Cava I found under Mum's sink, and ask if I will play. Sir smiles. He hasn't smiled at me like that since I kicked horrible big girl Vieira. I go to toilet shaking with pride. Monday Woken up at 5am by noise outside. Mum says they are building new road. I put on Man Utd dressing gown and go down to street. I take some tar off road for moustache but it burns real bad. Phil laughs at my sore lip so I decide to tell Sir about the can of cider I found in his room. Tuesday (early) Lip still sore. Up early to get first edition of papers. Daily Mail has picture of me and story staying how much I love Sir and how he is the best ever and that 1000 games is amazing. I put it in my scrap book and then run to see if team list is on board for tonight. I'm definitely playing. Feel so excited that I get dizzy and have to rush to toilet to be sick. Tuesday (late) I scored goal for Sir. I watched him jump up and down for ages. It is like the perfect game until that idiot Carroll makes a blunder. Sir is angry at half-time. He said we better win or else. Ruud scores and we've done it. I dedicated my goal to Sir. When I get home there is a big fight when I ask if I can use Philip's room to store my caps when he moves to Everton. Wednesday Sir is so happy today. He smiled when I came in and patted me on the head. This is my favourite week ever! Philip tells me my moustache is thinner than Victoria but Mum says he is just jealous. Thursday Blister on my lip starting to heal. Seen picture of man with Man Utd tattoo. Mum said there is no way I can have one. Phoned David to tell him I scored and that we are the best team in the world, and that it is a shame his team are rubbish. He hung up on me. Cried myself to sleep. Update: Mum says if Philip gets sent to Everton then we all have to go.

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