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Hitler phoned Paddy

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Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 30 Nov 2004 23:49

LOL

Anne from Scotland

Anne from Scotland Report 30 Nov 2004 23:46

Jim nice one - liked it a lot! Anne

Suzy

Suzy Report 30 Nov 2004 23:44

Good ole Bromley humour eh?

Unknown

Unknown Report 30 Nov 2004 23:43

Grampa Jim That was hilarious! nell

Howie

Howie Report 30 Nov 2004 23:41

grampa jim just got around to reading the joke had a good laugh now i'm off to bed thanks howard

Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 30 Nov 2004 21:37

Like it had a chuckle over that one. Sue

*Debbie

*Debbie Report 30 Nov 2004 21:33

Good one Jim

Unknown

Unknown Report 30 Nov 2004 21:32

Hitler phoned Paddy and said that he was declaring War on Ireland. Paddy said, "Hang on a minute Oi'll have a word with the lads, How big is your Army?" Hitler said "5000 ground troops 500 tanks and 100 aeroplanes." Paddy went off, came back later and said, "Bring it on. There's me and me 2 brothers, Sean and Shawn and Seamus, the boys from the Fish dock and the barman from the Harp." Hitler said, "While you were away I've been building up my forces. I now have 100,000 ground troops 5000 tanks and 1000 aeroplanes." "Hang on" says Paddy, When he comes back he says "Bring it on. We've got the lads from the quarry, two carters from the next village and the fella who bottles up the bar on a Saturday." Hitler says, "I've been building up my forces again. Now I have 1,000,000 ground troops, 10,000 tanks and 20,000 aeroplanes." Paddy says, "We surrender." "Hitler says Frightened you eh?" Paddy says, "No. But a million! There's just no way we can feed all those prisoners."