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Terry Pratchett & Discworld
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:29 |
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Quaffing is like drinking, but you spill more |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:28 |
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On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don't like the food and you can't trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:26 |
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[The Luggage] had been described as half suitcase, half homicidal maniac |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:24 |
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Lezek: "What was your job again?" Death: I USHER SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. Lezek: "Ah, of course, sorry, should have guessed from the clothes. Very necessary work, very steady. Established business?" Death: I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR SOME TIME, YES. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:23 |
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Most of the stallkeepers had packed up and gone. Even the hot meat pie man had stopped crying his wares and, with no regard for personal safety, was eating one. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:22 |
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One such accident had turned the librarian into an ape; since then he had hresisted all attempts to turn him back, explaining in sign language that life as an orang-outan was considerably better than life as a human being, because all the big philosophical questions resolved themselves into wondering where the next banana was coming from. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:21 |
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Granny wasn't sure she approved of silk, she'd heard it came out of a caterpillar's bottom |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:18 |
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Mine has to be Nanny Ogg |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:18 |
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Often there is no more than a little plaque to reveal that, against all gynaecological probability, someone very famous was born halfway up a wall. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:18 |
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It wasn't a large village, and wouldn't have shown up on a map of the mountains. It barely showed up on a map of the village |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:16 |
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He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:15 |
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Barbarian Chieftan: "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?" Cohen the Barbarian: "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper." |
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Unknown | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:15 |
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Love em all. Particular favourite is Rincewind. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:13 |
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It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had beed badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:12 |
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The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:11 |
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...on the disc, the Gods are not so much worshipped as blamed. |
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Naomi in SW | Report | 1 Dec 2004 17:10 |
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Anybody here into TP? Do you have any favourite quotes? I thought I might add a few.... |
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