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Top Ten speeding excuses (true)
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 3 Dec 2004 11:29 |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 3 Dec 2004 11:29 |
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The 10 most elaborate excuses given by drivers caught by speed cameras were: :: I had passed out after seeing flashing lights in the distance, which I believed to be UFOs. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance. :: I was in the airport's flight path, and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car. :: I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet. :: There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit. :: My friend had just chopped his own fingers off, and I was rushing the digits to hospital. :: The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera. :: I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets. :: A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator. :: There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned. :: The only way I could demonstrate that my clutch was faulty was to accelerate madly. |
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