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RURAL LAW
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TonyOz | Report | 5 Dec 2004 11:02 |
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An outback farmer is seeking damages for injuries sustained when his horse was hit by a car. In court, the defence counsel asks, "After the accident, didn't someone come over to you an ask how you felt?" Farmer: "Yes, I believe that is so." Defence counsel: "And didn't you tell him that you never felt better in your life?" Farmer: "Yes, I guess I did." The defence counsel then sits down and the plaintiff's counsel stands up. Plaintiff's counsel: "Will you tell His Honour the circumstances in which you made the response?" Farmer: "Yes. Not long after the accident, my horse, which sustained broken legs, was thrashing around. A policeman came up to the horse, put his revolver to its ear and shot it dead. Then he went over to my dog, which had a broken back and was howling miserably. He put his revolver to the dog's ear and shot it. Then he came over to me and asked, "How do you feel?" I said, "I never felt better in my life."' Tony Oz |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Dec 2004 11:05 |
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Love the logic lol |
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Sandra | Report | 5 Dec 2004 11:06 |
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very funny lol sandra |
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Bobtanian | Report | 5 Dec 2004 11:06 |
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"Logical, Captain", (As Leonard Nimoy , Might have said)........LOL |
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Ramblin Rose | Report | 5 Dec 2004 14:46 |
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Thanks Tony,it made me laugh-Rose |
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Merlin | Report | 5 Dec 2004 15:27 |
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I thought you were talking about what happened to "Kilroy-Silk"the other day,That was real "Rural Law". Hal. |
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