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There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Up near the top Where everyone can see And people keep sayin' How he looks like me So ask him politely, "Dear Mr Monkey, Could you please come down From the family tree" There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Pickin' off leaves Quite studiously And no matter how polite I am He keeps ignoring me So I ask Uncle Joe On the branch below Could you please throw the monkey From the family tree There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Clinging to his branch Quite obstinately And what he did to Uncle Joe Has really angered me So I've got a rock In my old slingshot And I'm going to knock that monkey From the family tree There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Smiling down So mockingly At the way he caught the rock And threw it back at me So what I've done is Got my father's gun And I'm gonna shoot that monkey In the family tree There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Laughing Quite ridiculously 'Cause every shot I took has missed And made a fool of me But he won't laugh long, He'll be good and gone When I drop this atom bomb On the family tree There's a monkey Sittin' in my family tree Looking Very mournfully When I ask if there's room Up on his branch for me And with a very sad face, Up in outer space I take my place beside The monkey in the family tree

A friend just sent me this to share with you all! Sue xx