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On the eighth day of Christmas, I sent my girlfriend back: Eight amazing mazes, Seven snakes a-smiling, Six Shakespeares shaving, Five bo-o-old chins, Four French families, Three thumping thugs, Two tadpole teeth, And a fastener from her dungarees. Angela

On the seventh day of Christmas, My girlfriend sent to me, Seven socks a swimming, Six square squirrels, Five o-o-old bins, Four fields of flowers, Three thatched theatres, Two tiny dolls, And a plaster for my mother's knee. Angela

werry witty!

From my son's book of funny poems called "Little Bo Peep has Knickers that Bleep": On the first day of Christmas, My girlfriend sent to me, A parsnip in a pot of tea. On the second day of Christmas, I sent my girlfriend back, Toe tins of toes, And a parcel for a bumblebee. On the third day of Christmas, My girfriend sent to me, Three twirling thieves, Two tiger twins, And a party for a chimpanzee. On the fourth day of Christmas, I sent my girfriend back, Four fat fairies, Three throbbing thumbs, Two trucks of toilets, And a parachute for a purple flea. On the fifth day of Christmas, My girlfriend sent to me, Five co-o-old kings, Four fish fingers, Three thin thongs, Two tipsy turtles, And a parasol for a referee. On the sixth day of Christmas, I sent my girlfriend back, Six sandals singing, Five mi-i-les of string, Four fake feet, Two talking trout, And a parka for a Cherokee. My son is 6 by the way and loves this! Angela

I didn't want to hijack Helen's more traditional thread so I've moved this to a new one.