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Jokes from a church magazine

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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Dec 2004 15:15

Yup, warped sense of humour me. Totally inoffensive though, don't think this thread will be excommunicated!! Ann glos

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 7 Dec 2004 15:11

Ann.... you have definitely lost the plot!! :O)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Dec 2004 15:11

fingers wouldn't type fast enough and I could feel people waiting for me!! Ann Glos sorry they weren't really worth waiting for.

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Dec 2004 15:09

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you but don't start anything" A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says " Sorry we don't serve food here". A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "A pint please, and one for the road". Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant. "Doc I can't stop singing 'the green green grass of home'" That sounds like Tom Jones syndrom". "Is it common?" "Well.....It's not unusual..." Corny? yeh, but a bit of a chuckle. Ann glos

Ramblin Rose

Ramblin Rose Report 7 Dec 2004 15:06

I bet you lost the page in the middle of what you were doing

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 7 Dec 2004 15:06

patience rosemary.... she's probably crashed!! :O)

Ramblin Rose

Ramblin Rose Report 7 Dec 2004 15:05

I am looking Ann-where are they

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Dec 2004 15:04

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