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AXIOMS FOR THE DAY (fun)
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Mags | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:25 |
My niece has just sent me this - and yes I had to look up Axioms too! |
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Mags | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:25 |
He who laughs last.................... Thinks slowest. *** Everyone has a photographic memory........... Some don't have film. *** A day without sunshine is like.................... well, night. *** On the other hand....................you have different fingers. *** Change is inevitable..................except from a vending machine. *** I just got lost in thought...................It was unfamiliar territory. *** When the chips are down.................... The buffalo is empty. *** Seen it all, done it all..................can't remember most of it. *** Those who live by the sword.................get shot by those who don't. *** I feel like I'm diagonally parked............ in a parallel universe. *** He's not dead.............he's electroencephalographically challenged. *** You have the right to remain silent............. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. *** I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. *** Honk....................if you love peace and quiet. *** Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? *** Nothing is foolproof.................to a sufficiently talented fool. *** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost .......... and blamed it on the cost of living. *** Just remember ......... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. *** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting some- thing right, ................there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. *** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end .... someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. *** You can't have everything..................where would you put it? *** Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people........make up 75% of the world's population. *** The things that come to those who wait................ may be the things left by those who got there first. *** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. .......A tax is a fine for doing well. *** I wished the buck stopped here..................as I could use a few. *** I started out with nothing, ........and I still have most of it. *** Light travels faster than sound. ..........This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:29 |
oh brilliant lol E x |
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Jan | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:31 |
Thank you Mags, I've printed that off. Never remember them otherwise. Jan |
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Andrea | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:35 |
Nice ones !! How about.... I started out with nothing...... and I still have most of it Born free...... Now I'm expensive Andrea :o) |
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AnninGlos | Report | 8 Dec 2004 16:40 |
Excellent, had to print it off. Ann Glos |
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Researching: |
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♥ Katz | Report | 8 Dec 2004 17:01 |
Excellent.... thanks Kxx |