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Another Nice Clean joke
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Macbev | Report | 8 Dec 2004 17:02 |
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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! -the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots.... But fairies are......female |
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Pat | Report | 8 Dec 2004 17:28 |
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PMSL another good laugh. Thanks MacBev Pat x |
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VIVinHERTS | Report | 8 Dec 2004 17:39 |
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Like it a lot! viv |
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Macbev | Report | 8 Dec 2004 17:55 |
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Don't know if this one has been on the board before.....but I thought it funny enough to repeat The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets." |
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Pat | Report | 8 Dec 2004 20:51 |
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Never heard that one before LOL Pat x |
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