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Vodka & Redbull Christmas Cake

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Pat

Pat Report 9 Dec 2004 02:53

I kept skipping this thread as I have no interest in Vodka or Red Bull but it really mad me laugh. reminds me of the whisky and Guinness cake my Gran used to do, god any excuse and she was making the things, now I know why..... Merry Crimble, really enjoyed that. Pat x

Deborah

Deborah Report 9 Dec 2004 02:03

It's lost a little something in the 'copy & paste' procedure! It was originally sent to me by e-mail with lots of 'appropriate' accompanying sketches down the sides! Also the type-face got slurred along the way. Definitely more a visual thing - but still funny none the less! Debbie

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 9 Dec 2004 01:17

Cherry Mistmas to you too Deborah, good one. Christine

Deborah

Deborah Report 9 Dec 2004 01:14

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt Lemon Juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull 2 cups dried fruit Method: 1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. 3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink. 4. Repeat. 5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. 7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok. 8. Flavour with red bull to taste. 9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer. 10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 11. Pick fruit off floor 12. Mix on the turner. 13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull. 15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi** 16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder 17. Pick up the can, mop the floor 18. Check the vodka 19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 20. Add one table. 21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. 22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.. 23. Don't forget to beat off the turner 24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka. 25. Fall into bed. CHERRY MISTMAS

Deborah

Deborah Report 9 Dec 2004 01:14

Hope this makes you chuckle! Debbie