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Howie

Howie Report 12 Dec 2004 16:33

patrica I have just had a good laugh at this thread as it was meant but some of it is very true keep up the good work i hope harold has got his breath back howard

Pat Kendrick

Pat Kendrick Report 12 Dec 2004 16:19

No Hal Not a cannibal but a black widow spider Pat

Merlin

Merlin Report 12 Dec 2004 15:58

I,ll have to keep my eye on you Patricia, Because from what I,ve read ,"The female of the Spiecies Eats the Male" You,re not a "Canibal" are you?. Hal.

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Pat Kendrick

Pat Kendrick Report 12 Dec 2004 15:36

Hal Yes you may have permission to breath, BUT remember the RULES can change at any time. -only joking glad you are taking it as it was meant, just a laugh. Pat

Merlin

Merlin Report 12 Dec 2004 15:33

Patricia,Is it possible to have your prmission to breathe,Please? if not I,may collapse.xxx.Hal.or is it ,you,ll have to let me know.

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Pat Kendrick

Pat Kendrick Report 12 Dec 2004 15:29

But of course Paul. (Can't take it eh LOL) Pat

Pat Kendrick

Pat Kendrick Report 12 Dec 2004 15:26

The FEMALE always makes THE RULES THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES she must immediatley change some or all of them. The FEMALE is never wrong If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. The MALE must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. If the FEMALE has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void. the FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. The MALE who doen't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. Please take this in the spirit it was intended just a laugh. No offence meant. Pat