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Not for sensitive men

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Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Dec 2004 14:26

I,m not "Oversensative" I think its very funny,and enjoyed reading it,a good insight into the thoughts of Women. Hal.Ps. you,re not related to "Anne of Cleaves "by any chance are you?. Off with her Head.

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Mags

Mags Report 14 Dec 2004 14:21

That is soooo funny! - will copy it - thanks Magsx

Spellbinder

Spellbinder Report 14 Dec 2004 13:57

all men are sesitive they are overgrown kids. loved it'

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 14 Dec 2004 13:52

I mmoderated it myself Geof with the title, if you are sensitive you should not have been tempted to look:)):)) Ann

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Geoff

Geoff Report 14 Dec 2004 10:36

This forum needs a moderator! ;o)

**Sheesh

**Sheesh Report 14 Dec 2004 10:23

LOL Ann, particularly liked no.9 :-))

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 14 Dec 2004 10:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! PMSL Debxx

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 14 Dec 2004 10:20

1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. 2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can only just slip your finger in between his neck & the noose. 3. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practising to be men. 4.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him. OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. 5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. 6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. 8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts 9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 10. Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. 11. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. 12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!! And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humour to find this funny! PS AT LEAST FINDING 5 BRIGHT WOMEN is possible!!!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin