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Ooh, Hee Hee! :)

I think I heard it on Radio 2 when I was driving home.

I like that one Andy, where did you find that one lol Nicola xx

RUDOLPH THE REDNECK REINDEER by Ethan Mawyer Rudolph the redneck reindeer Had a very southern drawl And if you tried to listen You would not catch much at all All of the other reindeer Used to see Rudolph and run Since they all knew that Rudolph Loved to use his rifle gun Then one day when hunting, the Sheriff came to say Rudolph with your killing spree I think you should come with me Later the judge said something That made Rudolph start to spazz ¨Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer You'll go down to Alcatraz¨

Nicola, Thanks for that - some goodies on there!! Brought back memories of songs we sung at primary school........ "We Three Beatles" and "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"!!

Maggie if you go to this website: http://www(.)night(.)net/christmas/songs12(.)html-ssi, (copy and paste it and remember to remove the brackets). There isn't anyone singing the songs, but you will have music and a song sheet my son was singing them last night. He loved it lol Nicola xx

Nicola, Love that one too - and so will small son, Rainbows, Brownies, Guides and Rangers - guess they would just have to do the actions and sound effects!! Maggie

Maggie, that's ok it's nice to see that other people think these songs are good as well lol The other song is called "Grandma Rules" and it is the same tune as the other one. I have another on that you will probably like and it's the same tune as jingle Bells Wiggle Hiss The snakes on Hissmas eve All coil beneath the tree. They play snake Hissmas games And flick their tongues with glee. They turn the lights down low, Then hiss and hum along. They flash their fangs and break into This happy Hissmas song. --Oh Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle all the way, Oh what fun for snakes to sing This Hissmas song today. --Oh Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle all the way. Sammy and his friends wish you A Merry Hissmas Day. They hang their stockings up And line them in a row. They are all ready for The Santa Hissmas Show. Sammy starts to wiggle, And Rollie sings a hiss, And then the whole bunch sings again! Oh, this is Hissmas bliss. --Oh Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle all the way, Oh what fun for snakes to sing This Hissmas song today. --Oh Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle Hiss, Wiggle all the way, Sammy and his friends wish you A Merry Hissmas Day. Sammy and his friends wish you A Merry Hissmas Day.

O Nicola, I LOVE IT!! More verses!! Looks like it's the same tune as well!!

Sorry Nicola, haven't seen your thread - have the builders in (still!!) and don't have a comfy place to sit, or a dust free place to put the puter so haven't been spending too much time online!!

Here's another one that is similar to that one: CHORUS: Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Santa Claus was then locked up in jail. Grandma stood here yelling for a lynching, And elves were out there trying to raise bail. 1. It was not a pretty picture, Her pants punctured by one horn. Grandma tends to be vindictive And old Prancer may be sorry he was born. Artificial respiration!! Passed the hat to patch her up. Santa gave Grandma a present, Her teeth should look real nice in that new cup. CHORUS 2. Oh! The word sure moved like wildfire. People came from far and wide. Soon a TV poll was taken And everyone was on the fat guy's side. Children gathered on the sidewalk Pleading for the guy in red. "If old Santa stays inside there, All the children in this town won't go to bed." CHORUS 3. Now the sheriff will release him. We'll all cheer for that red coat. One thing we all know for certain: The poor sheriff has just lost old Grandma's vote. Next year, Santa, pay attention, As this fine you now must pay. Here's the rule you must remember. "Our Grandmas always have the right of way." CHORUS 4. Oh, Grandma got run over by a reindeer Santa Claus was then locked up in jail. Santa now is out there with your presents And so you can stop sending all that mail!!

Snap Maggie, I put the same thread on yesterday lol When I heard it, I thought it was hilarious lol Nicola xx

Nice one Maggie. Have a good Xmas and New Year. Aileen

Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Walking home from our house Xmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa we believe 1. She'd been drinking too much egg nog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Xmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating claus marks on her back Chorus 2. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well Sitting in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nell It's not Xmas without Grandma All the family dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back (Send them back!!) Chorus 3. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (aaah!) And the Blue and Silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbours Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a licence To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Chorus twice

Thought you might like my all time favourite non-traditional christmas song!! Anyone else got any more??