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The only other one I can think of is "Come sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up". They're all rubbish really, if you use one and do pull someone then it won't be the chat-up line itself that won the day.

I dont really use chat up lines! I do the whole eye contact, body language 'thing'!!! Pinching bums works too!

Im sure Bec will agree when you work in a pub you have got to think on your feet

Bec - I'm impressed. Have you tried any of them yet? Jack x

anyway bec....we can hardly talk, the lines me and you used were....We have to leave now, can we please have a goodnight kiss! lol xx

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven. Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ? Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. Let me show you the way to heaven. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? What time do you have to be back in heaven? I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel. I didn't believe in angels until I meet you! I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty! When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars. I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?" Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants! Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

Ive lost my virginity, can i have yours?? Again, in time and envy...! lol xx (BTW he didnt get it! haha) xx

Andy - that just might work in Wakefield ;-)

what about the oldest in the book 'Do you come here often?

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" No, I haven't used it lol

And what about that old sickly one...."Excuse me love but are your feet aching"? NO Why? "They should be as youve been running through my dreams all night"!!! Yuk

I think most chat up lines are doomed to failure. The worst that have been used on me are: 'Grab your coat you've pulled' and 'What are we having for breakfast', needless to say neither worked LOL. Jack xx

Best of it is I ended up trapping off with one of his mates and have been living with him now for almost a year!

I once had a guy come up to me in club and say 'where did you get them from?' (pointing at my chest) I looked down at 'them' with a shocked look on my face and said 'I don't know... they weren't there a minute ago!' He looked confused so I just said 'ask a stupid question...' and walked off!

Bev - that is fantastic!

We had a group of lads that came into the pub one night and were a bit rowdy! One of them must have been feeling a little brave in front of his mates and shouted over the bar while I was serving, "Oi love! Wouldnt mind getting into your knickers"! To which I replied, "There's already one arsehole in there so I dont need another" Needless to say his mates fell about laughing and bought me drinks all night

lol

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to my heaven....in time and envy, wasnt wearing tights! lol xx

What's the funniest chat up line you've used or had used on you? What's the best/worst chat up line you've used or had used on you?