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Peter

Peter Report 17 Dec 2004 20:05

(Plank) Doctor is gitamate heredatory?... (Doc) I'v never heard of the condition,... (Plank) Is there some one who would Know?... (Doc) Son if there was such a condition I would know about it. Where did you find out about it?... (Plank) It was on my Grandfathers death certificate. It said Ill of gitamate.... Told you it was a groaner.

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 17 Dec 2004 20:07

Made me smile! Christine

Chris Ho :)

Chris Ho :) Report 17 Dec 2004 20:13

Good one Peter! :))

Anne from Scotland

Anne from Scotland Report 17 Dec 2004 20:44

Oh Peter I was just about to ask for it to be explained when the penny dropped!!! lol Anne

Merlin

Merlin Report 17 Dec 2004 22:00

How about this one Peter. A vicar was walking along a beach in Australia when he saw two boys tying a rope around an Aborigine boy and throwing him into the sea.He ran to them and told them to stop,saying it was wrong to do that and they were all Gods Children. after he went away,the one boy said to the other, He may know a lot about God,But he knows B-gger all about shark Fishing. Hal.

Peter

Peter Report 18 Dec 2004 20:38

Harold thats as bad as mine