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My Kind of Crimbo Story
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Stephanie | Report | 21 Dec 2004 16:34 |
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Stephanie | Report | 21 Dec 2004 16:34 |
A Christmas Story > >When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce >the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the >pressure of being behind schedule. > >Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed >Santa even more. > >When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about >to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. > >More stress. > >Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy >bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. > >So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a >shot of rum. > >When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the >liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally >dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over >the kitchen floor. > >He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the >broom. > >Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. > >He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas >tree. > >The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely >day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" > >And, so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas >tree. > >Merry Christmas! |
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Unknown | Report | 21 Dec 2004 16:39 |
hahaha!!! |
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Bec | Report | 21 Dec 2004 16:40 |
lol |
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Gerry | Report | 21 Dec 2004 17:24 |
Steedie. And mine. so VERY FUNNY. Thanks |