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Joke?????

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Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 10:30

Talking of sheep (remember Angus in 4 weddings & a funeral?) I was highly amused when I heard the tape of Bill Bryson's "Down Under" about his journey round Australia. He mentioned travelling in North Aus, good sheep country, with a pal. They stopped at a hotel and the innkeeper told them he had two rooms, a single and a double. Bryson told his friend to take the double as he might get lucky. "Lucky? There's only 4 million sheep here!" "Exactly, they can't all be picky!" nell

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 22 Dec 2004 09:43

amused me!! :O)

Len

Len Report 22 Dec 2004 09:41

Saw this on the Service Pals website:- A Kiwi is caste onto a desert island with a dog and a sheep, after a couple of months he thinks to himself "That sheeps looking rather nice" so he puts his arm around the sheep but the dog growls at him, so he moves away. Next day he does the same , again the dog growls at him, so he decides to give up the idea for the time being. A week later a beautiful blonde get washed up on the beach, and after the usual intrduction she ask's if there anything she can do for him, he thinks about it for a moment and says " Yes! Can you take the dog for a walk???" G'Day, Len