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The girls had one.

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 22 Dec 2004 22:58

I think that the ladies learned at a very early age that it was more comfortable to sit down...........Men, on the other hand ,being stubborn tended to PERSY-vere..with the " Old Man". while standing up........vanity.......

MrsBucketBouquet

MrsBucketBouquet Report 22 Dec 2004 22:58

Mandy!!! I want one of those!!!.....where do they sell them?....lol

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:58

my hubby says i am going to splash my shoes mind you i am off him this mo i have had a row with him i would not have another man if he had a 10inch d---k and it was studded with diamonds lol

MrsBucketBouquet

MrsBucketBouquet Report 22 Dec 2004 22:56

Id like to know why...........why do men have to pee ONTO something???...a wall! a tree! a toilet SEAT!!!! lol

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:55

Jim, get yourself a LavNav. I put this on a thread the other night, can't remember what the thread was about though. It's a light thingy you stick under the lid, it shines green when you get near it, then when you lift up the seat it shines a red light down the toilet bowl, so you know where to aim. Although this isn't for willies with a will of their own, this is to save widdling on the carpet when it's pitch dark in the middle of the night. mandy xxx

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 22 Dec 2004 22:53

Mine known as the following , JT (John Thomas) Percy, Pink Plunger and wifes best friend :-)

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:52

Even worse when you get a forked spray and miss the toilet on BOTH sides.

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:51

as this is a ..mans thread lol...can i ask a sensible question? why is it,when we go for a pee,we point it in the correct direction,only to find it shooting 3ft in the wrong direction...bad enough at home,disaster when just visiting! bryan.

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:51

i am just going for a top up(drinks ) lol

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:49

bev great minds think alike my hubby says one over 2

Bev

Bev Report 22 Dec 2004 22:49

snap sandra!!!

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:49

I'm hurt and offended. Boo hoo

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:48

jim dream on lol

Bev

Bev Report 22 Dec 2004 22:48

in your dreams grampa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bev

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:46

Excalibur

Unknown

Unknown Report 22 Dec 2004 22:46

Well I will add on my husband's behalf then seeing that the men are too scared to 'name and shame' their bits. He doesn't call it anything. I have referred to it as willy or even dangly bits, but it never seems to enter into any of his conversations. Although seeing he does suffer from benign prostatic disease (hey I spelt it right at 10.45 after the bailey's!) so maybe it's A SORE POINT pmsl even though he isn't. Mandy xxxx

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 22 Dec 2004 22:45

meat n two veg?? Or the one eyed trouser snake....(Blush) Elaine lol !

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:45

meat and 2 veg or digerydo

Bev

Bev Report 22 Dec 2004 22:43

ok so where are the men on this thread????? c'mon boys.........................what do you call yours????? Bev

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 22 Dec 2004 22:41

valley lol