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Joke.Please do not take offence.
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Rupert | Report | 26 Dec 2004 13:17 |
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An elderly couple go to a sextherapists office.The doctor asks "What can I do for you? The man replies"will you watch us while we have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows but is amazedthat such an elderly couple are askingfor advice that he agrees. When the couple finish, the doctorsays "Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse". He thanks them for coming ,wishes them luck and charges them £50 and says goodbye. The next week however the couple return and ask the therapist to watch again. The therapistis abit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse pay the doctor and leave. Finally after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine the doctor says "Im sorry but I have to ask, what are you just trying to find out?. " The old man says "We're not trying to find outanything. Shes married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98, the Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50 and I get £43 back from BUPA. Rupert Bear (with blushes) |
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Craig | Report | 26 Dec 2004 13:27 |
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lol |
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Bobtanian | Report | 26 Dec 2004 13:29 |
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Why didnt I think of that...............Excellent! A novel way of getting " cashback"!! |
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Unknown | Report | 26 Dec 2004 18:17 |
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No offence at all Rupert - very funny! Mandy :)) |
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lou from leicestershire | Report | 26 Dec 2004 18:19 |
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:-) |
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Lily | Report | 27 Dec 2004 09:22 |
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I've copied it to Word to send to friends, couldn't resist it! Thanks for the laugh, Rupert! |
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TonyOz | Report | 27 Dec 2004 09:29 |
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A classic. Nice one, Rupert. Hope you had a nice Christmas, Mate. Tony Oz. |
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Sandra | Report | 27 Dec 2004 09:51 |
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Excellent lol sandra |
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Fairy | Report | 27 Dec 2004 15:32 |
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Very good! |
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