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George Bush Joke
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BobClayton | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:15 |
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BobClayton | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:15 |
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Miami team needs me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." Bob |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:18 |
the title was enough I agree George W Bush Is A joke |
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Rupert | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:19 |
I like that alot. Rupert |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:30 |
hilarious! I've sent it to my american friend. nell |
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Bec | Report | 5 Jan 2005 18:37 |
pmsl |
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Glenys the Menace! | Report | 5 Jan 2005 20:22 |
Hi Robert, at Christmas my hubby (another Bob) was given a "Dubya" calendar, and it's hilarious. As you can imagine, it has photo's of him with some of his "intelligent quotes". I like your joke! Glenys. |
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Pat | Report | 5 Jan 2005 20:30 |
Like It, Very Good Robert LOL Pat x |
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Lily | Report | 5 Jan 2005 20:53 |
Thanks Bob! I needed a smile among all this misery around the World. |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Jan 2005 21:20 |
Brilliant Bob, pmsl here! Bought my dad a book from M&S called 'Foolish Words' for Christmas - and most of them are by George Dubya!! Mandy :) |