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I have been barred from B&Q stores for life.......

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PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 6 Jan 2005 09:50

This plonker in orange dungerees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in!!!!

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 Jan 2005 09:50

Bev! roflmao - nice one lol

Slinky

Slinky Report 6 Jan 2005 09:53

Now you got me interested....thinking all sorts....you got to tell us the full story Bev....lmho

Ramblin Rose

Ramblin Rose Report 6 Jan 2005 09:55

tHERE HAS TO BE A GOOD 'pUNCH LINE' HERE Do tell all Rose

Rupert

Rupert Report 6 Jan 2005 12:59

Bev Youput him on the floor so to speak. Rupert Bear

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 6 Jan 2005 12:59

That's a cracker! PMSL Christine

Flossie

Flossie Report 6 Jan 2005 14:12

I went into a French restaraunt and the waiter asked me if I wanted frogs legs, I said "no thanks, the legs Ive got are fine "

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 Jan 2005 14:13

one day,i was in homebase,and this young girl from customer service said to an elderly gent "do you want push-it,or screw-it"...he replied "its been such a long time dear,i could do with both"....i had no idea wot they were talking about,but i just laughed out loud! bryan.

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 Jan 2005 14:19

Brilliant Bev lol!! Paul, you are v naughty!! Mandy :))