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A Girls Prayer....

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PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 6 Jan 2005 09:56

Lord, Before I lay down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind", And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the plonker You sent me instead!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 6 Jan 2005 10:27

There is something to be said for "Try before you Buy!!!!!! "

lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 6 Jan 2005 10:31

:-)

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 Jan 2005 10:32

Send her round. I'll be the answer to her prayer.

helenbell

helenbell Report 6 Jan 2005 11:11

Absolutely loved this one Bev it should be my daughters prayer!!!!!!! i think it was written with her in mind she's always saying she's got a big bum, and her partners the biggest plonker you could ever wish to meet and i dont mean that nicely!!!! lol Love Helenxx

Bec

Bec Report 6 Jan 2005 11:19

That's what I'm saying every night before I go to sleep but I don't even have a substandard one in my bed :-( becx

Rupert

Rupert Report 6 Jan 2005 11:57

Bev, liked that very much so did wife, pity you called 45 years too late I would have suited you down to the ground so says the wife ahhhh well. Rupert

Jack (Sahara)

Jack (Sahara) Report 6 Jan 2005 11:59

Like it :-))) Jack x