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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

Guy's RULES RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW!!!........please note...these are all numbered #1 on purpose!!! 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. Yes, we will look at a woman in a dress with nice legs. She's not a bitch, slut or otherwise to us. Just because she weigh less than you. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and who's playing today or next Sunday. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!!!! 1. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on calendars. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 1. Check your oil. Please. 1. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 1. You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.. More women should wear Wonder bras and Low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends - like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. . 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 1. We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. What the hell is a doily? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Added By Peter Skelton on 04/01/2005 09:02:04 | Update Message | Delete Message For every female with a spark of genius..... there are hundreds with ignition trouble!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you wish to report any abuse of the system please contact our abuse manager and we will quickly remove the offensive material *We would encourage you to think carefully before posting personal details on any of the public areas of our site. If you post your telephone number or address you should be aware that this instantly becomes available to everyone who views it. Please do take care.

Decided to raffle him instead! 50p a ticket!

have you sold him yet em?

Estelle, please remove that naughty 'A' word from your reply, you have offended a SPURS family (LOL, only teasing!). Ann - nope, definitely not. Mine is the worst, he is currently auditioning for the hippo house at Bristol Zoo. Seems we can't win - doctor said that losing weight would help, so he lost 2 stone and now snores even louder. Doctor said it's because his neck has now gone flabby and snoring will improve when he loses even more weight and it firms up!!! Mandy :)))

Emma, don't the answers prove - stick with the one you have.!! It seems there is only one model. And Mandy, bet mine is louder than yours!!! (mind you he says i snore too!! But i don't believe him because i haven't heard myself) Ann Glos

I'm very worried. I suspect that my husband has been secretly cloned - there seem to be at least 5 of him! [and one's enough, goodness knows!] nell

nAOMI. lol wouldnt suprise me! He is out alot!!!!!!

CB, I'm sure you and I are sharing the same one! lol Naomi x

Linda.... yes my friend is still talking to me!!!! She hasnt said a word about the incident. My and my big mouth! Thanks for all the offers, i wont swap for children as we already have 5! Emma xx

You must be joking! You actually expect me to pay for a carbon copy of something I married 20 years ago???? LOL - only joking - love him to bits, and he's very good round the house! Elaine - I bet mine does it louder than yours!! Mandy :))

Dont want him if he snores Ive already got the model that does. Elaine x

is he good with the tv remote,playstation 2 or winding the kids up?no u can keep him i've already got 1 of them!!

Will you exchange for two kids sort of house trained LOL Debs.

Ha ha ha LOL !!!!!!!!

I'm not yours to sell!

1 man, used but still in working order (apparently) can cook but will self destruct if within 10 yards of a bleach bottle or mop. will take all offers. x