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Unusual signs
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Andy | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:05 |
seen a couple of these before but they are pretty good. |
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Andy | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:05 |
Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. (PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.) English sign in a German cafe: MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW. Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL. Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish: DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW |
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Devon Dweller | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:13 |
another one for in the office Will staff please rinse out tea pots then stand upsidedown in sink. On no account must hot bottoms be placed on the worktops. |
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Andy | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:16 |
lol Sheila |
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Ramblin Rose | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:16 |
Love them- I saw this in a lady's loo on a fire escape door.THIS DOOR IS ALARMED. well it wasn't me I didn't do anything-Rose |
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Joan | Report | 11 Jan 2005 14:23 |
Hi, I've seen this one: - Ears pierced while you wait. ! Joan |
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Chris Ho :) | Report | 11 Jan 2005 20:37 |
Good one's these! :)) |
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Luciacw | Report | 11 Jan 2005 20:40 |
lol. I have seen a lot of funny phrases in toilet cubicles, Lucia :-) |
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AnninGlos | Report | 11 Jan 2005 21:01 |
I think I must have a warped sense of humour because I have a chuckle every time I see the road sign that says: "Heavy plant crossing" I just get visions of very heavy floral plants walking across the road. I know I know!!!! Ann Glos |
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Sue | Report | 11 Jan 2005 21:10 |
Me too Ann! The triffids are coming LOL Sue xx |
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Christine2 | Report | 11 Jan 2005 21:39 |
Thanks for these Andy - have copied them - hope you don't mind. Brilliant. Ann and Sue Glad it's not just me. Everytime I see that sign I say "carefull, don't knock any Triffids over" :)))) Chrissie x |
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Sue | Report | 11 Jan 2005 21:42 |
Chrissie My son says it makes him think of Audrey the plant saying 'Feed me, feed me NOW!' I think it's from 'Little Shop of Horrors'. Sue xx |