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he had already sugared it! More please Beth :)

Yesssssss......... One more and I'm going to attempt the Film thread. See if you can get this one. A man is sitting in a restaurant. Calls the waiter over and tells him there's a fly in his cup of tea. The waiter says he will bring him a fresh cup. After a few minutes the man calls the waiter over and tells him its the same cup of tea. How did he know?

Superman and kryptonite Beth :)

Ok, meteorite (which you sai d, is a clue). Where do they come from? So..... We have a meteorite, we have a man, he is now dead. Who and what is it? Ask your son.

The man fell from a plane? or the rock did? Christine

No Christine but you are on the right track.

I know Aileen it's hellish tonight trying to answer a thread. So slow! Right is it a meteorite that has hit him? Christine

Is there anybody there? It has only taken me 1hr 2mins to get back to this stage. Not bad going. Anyone know what is happening out there? Aileen

Okay Christine ask your son this one. He might actually get this. A man is lying down dead in the desert beside a rock!

You eat one so have two left?

go to the top of the class !!!!! lol lol it was the only one I knew ???? lol

Can't beleive that was right Aileen, son said it! Marie 2, cause YOU take 2 so you leave one! Humour my 10 year old she said it's none! Christine

just a wee one ...... there are three apples,and you take two away with you ... how many do you have ????

Very good Christine. Have you got one. Or shalll I do another while I'm flittering around? Aileen

He's an Egyptian Mummy and is being taken to different museums ? Christine

Its a difficult one Trish. We spent an hour trying to get the answer. What if I said that he has never had a passport and has to be taken to each country? Aileen

No

Oh you are a canny Scot. Yes they were having their pics taken with Santa. Right I'm on my way to the shop. You'll never get this one...(she says). A man travels to 25 different countries and stays in each one for a month. Never during this time does he see the light of day..... Why? Back in 15 mins. Aileen

they are having their photos taken ???

Yes. He had killed himself several months before and his ashes were in an urn in the living room. Very good. I'll do one more. I need to pop to the shop. Try this one. Adults are holding children and waiting their turn. The children are handed one at a time to a man who holds them while a woman shoots them. If the child cries the man tries to stop he/she crying before the child is shot!