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Biggest Lies........
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 19 Jan 2005 02:47 |
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 19 Jan 2005 02:48 |
The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. It's only a cold sore. You get this one, I'll pay next time. My wife doesn't understand me. Trust me, I'll take care of everything. Of course I love you. I am getting a divorce. Drinking? Why, no, Officer. I never inhaled. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. I never watch television except for PBS. ...but we can still be good friends. She means nothing to me. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty." I gave at the office. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. I'll call you later. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year. Read my lips: no new taxes. I've never done anything like this before. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth. It's supposed to make that noise. I *love* your new _____! ...then take a left. You can't miss it. Yes, I did. Don't worry, it's OK - I'm sterile. |
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Mo | Report | 19 Jan 2005 02:50 |
maz is that u? (daves) mo |
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 19 Jan 2005 02:51 |
Yes Mo it is babe x x x |
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Unknown | Report | 19 Jan 2005 02:52 |
MAZ You forgot I did not have sex with that woman!!! :o)) |
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TonyOz | Report | 19 Jan 2005 03:20 |
8 and 9 go to-gether well.lol Love them. Tony Oz.x |
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Researching: |
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John | Report | 19 Jan 2005 03:21 |
Great porkies! |