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he also said to me why dont the cloud's fall down from the sky & how do aeroplanes stay in the air

Well tonight Jimmy told me he wishes he could read books and I told him thats one day he will be able to. (he is just turned 3) He said "yeah when I turn into a girl like Chloe" I said "No silly you'll still be a boy but just a big boy" He argued "No I wont I will be a girl" I said "Jimmy you are like your brothers they were baby boys and now they are big boys, your sisters were baby girls and now they are big girls, Chloe didnt turn into a boy" He insisted however and I got annoyed. I shouted at him YOU ARE A BOY! He just looked at me and said... but at least I got imagination!! Three years old!! Where do they get it? Shaz x

My neice instead of saying Grandad had grey hair said it was black and white.

while stuck in jersey airport for two days, i enjoyed people watching; a small boy stood at the window with him mum and a few others, at this point a fire engine drove passed. the boy said 'look mum a fire engine' to which she said, 'yes, its a special plane fire engine.' he turned around to his mum and said 'dont be silly, it dosent have any wings!'

My nephew was pushing his nan round town, when a bloke came over to her and asked, "did you have an accident", then nephew pipes up with, "no shes just old" poor bloke didnt know where to look. My daughter once asked, "in the olden days was everything black and white"

my son said to his great grandad,why can't you run very fast,bearing in mind he was 88 at the time.grandad replies because i'm getting old.my son turns round and says i don't want to get old i want to stay new.my grandad laughed his head of for ages!

my son asked me the other day how did sea get there did someone over fill their bath lol