General Chat

Thanks for the laugh Paul But isn't life spooky, when my husband visited his old home he found it had been pulled down (with others) and Tesco in their place, he worked out the toilet roll counter was where his old bedroom had been ! JudyNZ P.S. He never mentioned anything about condoms though.

Paul. LOL. I might copy and paste these, as it will give me something to do when i go shopping with my freind. I get a bit bored when she is trying on all the clothes in the Lady's section. Thanks mate. Tony Oz

Paul, I can't do that! Half my neighbours work at Tesco's, and one of our next-door neighbours is a manager there! Um, but it's tempting .....

My son always wanted to fill a trolley with beer etc and one packet of nappies - pretend not to have quite enough cash and put the nappies back! Magsxx

paul i bet your the manager in there arent you lol

Were you following me last week? Gwynne

paul i never knew you had it in you!!!!LOL.will have to come round to tesco's with you one saturday afternoonxxxx(:

so this is wot u get up2 paul wen u go shopping to tesco LOL Nice 1 !!!!! :)))))

14 Things To Do in Tesco If Bored 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they aren’t looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 10 at Pharmacy” and see what happens. 4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M & M’s on hold. 5. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the house wares and tell other shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, (like that happens in Tesco!), begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?!” 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 9. While handling knives in the kitchenware department, ask an assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 11. In the car accessory section practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels. 12. Hid in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout ‘ PICK ME!! PICK ME!!’ 13. When an announcement comes over the tannoy assume the foetal position and scream ‘NO! NO! It’s those voices again!’ 14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly “Hey! We’re out of loo roll in here!”

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