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*A JOKE*
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helenbell | Report | 30 Jan 2005 12:25 |
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lol i like it!!!!! Helenxx |
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TonyOz | Report | 30 Jan 2005 12:22 |
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was to good, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him very quickly.!! The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Do you have grounds.? POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half,and a little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: No, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nag.? POLE: No, she human. LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover". |
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TonyOz | Report | 30 Jan 2005 12:22 |
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