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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH *thud* lots of swearing and screaming............ (sorry was told to get off roof lol by bb)

THIS IS BIG BROTHER. BIG BROTHER HAS CONSIDERED THE SHANINGANS OF THE LAST 24 HOURS AND AS A RESULT HOUSEMATES JACKIE MONTY STRUMP AND BUGGS WILL BE SUITABLY PUNISHED FOR THEIR PART IN PROCEEDINGS. . BIG BROTHER HAS PROVIDED 4 TOOTHBRUSHES TO CLEAN THE FOUR GRBB TOILETS WITH. THIS IS TO BE DONE THOROUGHLY AND WITHOUT A BREAK FOR AT LEAST FOUR HOURS. OTHER HOUSEMATES HAVE BEEN AWARDED A LUXURY HAMPER WHICH STRUMP JACKIE BUGGS AND MONTY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO. BUGGS AS YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE FOR MORE THAN 6 HOURS YOU ARE NOW CATEGORISED AS A HOUSEMATE.

Oh my god! Did you hear that? Ive just fallen off BBs damn roof after fixing it and im in pain and now this! At least help me up and get me inside please...........

back later

Oh Jackie, er Boss, these cream cakes and this wine are delicious, Sorry I can't give you any, don't want to get in trouble with BB. *relaxes on couch and starts scoffin*

Don't worry about it Jeff I don't like cream cakes anyway, you enjoy yourself *grabs one of the toothbrushes and goes in bathroom and starts cleaning the toilet It's a hard knock life for us it's a hard knock life for us instead of treated we get tricked instead of kisses we get kicked it's a hard knock life

*goes to inspect the toilets* Oo Jackie, that toilet bowl needs a bit more scrubbin, it's still a bit dirty.

Oh thankyou Jeff, you are so helpful *swaps toilet cleaning toothbrush for Jeffs Im a b*tch Im a lover Im a child Im a mother Im a sinner Im a saint I do not feel ashamed Im your hell Im you dream Im nothing in between You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Ok I love a sing song *mutters just not the Jacksons Just whistle while you work And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place So hum a merry tune It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace And as you sweep the room Imagine that the broom is someone that you love And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune When hearts are high the time will fly so whistle while you work

Jackie cleaning in the loo, You surprise me, yes you do, You make my tears fall *blubber blubber* Never knew you were a s--- silly girl. Lol

Damn I never thought of that *Swaps Jeffs 'new' toothbrush for a nice clean one

Omg my toothbrush has turned brown, must be that new brand of toothpaste I brought in. Ah well, here goes, *starts to clean teeth* Oo I don't like the flavour of this paste. Yuk

Hello Buggs, sorry, after doing that roof, falling off the damn thing.....here, give me that, youve done enough.........smiles..........so erm, part of the punishment............you have to stay here.........ill make it better i promise......ouch! blinky ankle...............

Mmmmm, you know just how to melt me.......ill get us some wine.......make this work easier.....BB can whistle!

*grabs toothbrush off Jeff gives him new one You picked up the wrong one silly, this one is yours I got a nice new one for you from BB, You had better brush your teeth again and have a really good swill with the mouthwash

Like this mouthwash Jackie, it's called Plonk du Francais. Think I'll clean mi teeth more often

Ahhhh but this wine is for us to consume.......take me to the shower sir! If i try and walk it, we will still be here at midnight lol

*still scrubbing the loos Never mind sloping off to the shower with a bottle of wine help me clean these loos

I like this idea of a bath better.............dont have to stand, you just have to push me out lol.............this is nice.......BB eat ya heart out!

Hello there Jackie darlin, is it yourself that's in it, sure an have you been away kissin the owld Blarney Stone. Ha-ha