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OK Jeff I hope you got plenty of uncle joes cos your breath stinks too lol Night all im off to bed, sweet dreams Jackiexx

I thought you might like that......................censored bit. Night all and thanks, see you tomorrow xx

Well now Jackie's gone to bed I might as well go too, so take it easy you two cos you never know who's watching. Nite all. *sips into bed with a nightcap*

Pads into the kitchen, dont blame him going so early.....yawns.....hope he comes back later though..........yawns......makes some tea and takes it back to bed. *BB will do his worst today*, clambers into bed............i'll drink this then have some more sleep.

Not many of us now Monty.

Monty, Donna, Jeff, Me, erm erm the pilot?

Morning campers! After last night, you might be the winner Monty lol *see J didnt get all the star bar out of her hair* smiles

I can honestly say, best laugh ive had in ages, thanks guys x

*slopes off to have a shower I hope this washes out, I aint having me hair cut short.

Well we havent been punished yet i suppose, i dont like BB being so quiet, think he is up to some thing! I shall be in all evening i think...........mainly to see what my fate is lol

*pops back to BB house and finds half the roof blown into garden* *so cold now wearing clothes again* Be around on & off till about 6.30.

Oh i wondered what the noise was.....bloomin big hole eh! And right over the boys area.........wonder what the answer to that is....boys sleeping on the sofas? Tor, so pleased you have clothes on, i was worried youd catch ya death of cold! Now, shall we play nicely today? *sounds boring, nicely*

Ok, this wont fix itself.......gets ladder, climbs up it and starts trying to cover the hole with plastic sheeting *not sure i like being up here, thank god its a bungalow*

*doesn't see Strump on roof and removes ladder*

*well, thats the best i can do and i dont like being up here, blowing a gale and im soaked* Wheres the ladder? Oh gawd.....its blown away *panics*.........BB THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT, NOW IM STUCK AND IM WET AND IM SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED....its so slippery and no point shouting for help, no one will hear me......lets hope the guttering doesnt give way, bout the only thing holding me up here *panics again*, starts shivering

*sitting in lounge drinking Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows completely unaware of crisis on roof* It's quiet tonight wonder where everyone is. Helicoptor not there so Strump probably gone off with her pilot. Oh well this Hot Chocolate could do with some whipped cream as I'm on my own.

*getting cramp now and i darent move* sobs

*Wanders outside for a cigarette and notices lump on roofline* What you doing up there Strump? Hold on I'll get the ladders and let you down. *why am I helping her down ????????*

*why is she helping me* TOR, i cant move though, ive got cramp and i cant move!

*Slowly smokes cigarette whilst considering how to get Strump down* Hold on Strump this could take a while.