General Chat

They are all fast asleep, its only you could have taken them.....now, return them, or the door gets it and then you do!!

* tries opening window but it's stiff * What about BB Strump, have you checked whether BB took them?

TOR...........im counting to three...........one...........two

*finally opens window and falls into hottub*

THREEEEE! runs at door, slams into it, goes crashing straight through as TOR the daft mare hadnt locked it at all! OUCH! Blinky well hurt Sees open window, so thats your game is it....climbs up and falls straight in the hot tub *what a stupid place to put it* OUCH, think ive hurt my shoulder.............TOR, im now going to kill you!

*Quickly grabs hold of Strumps hair and pulls* Oops sorry Strump didn't realise it was a wig. lol

Thats my ABBA wig.............another thing you ruined! Right.....grabs TORS top which tears down the middle....oops, oh well.........holding her by her hair and scruff of her top..........wheres the clothes? Tell me now or i go back inside and cut ALL of your clothes and then finish off with your hair *really mad now and shoulder hurts*

*Pushes Strump backwards and runs fast*

With a hurt shoulder and half the hot tub been swallowed.........manages to climb out...........i so havent done with her yet!....squelches back inside, right, her clothes get it now.............neatly cuts legs off all trousers and all zips.........and each top is cut in half............mmmm she wears lycra eh........wont harm that, need that for later.......goes in hunt for the ABBA clothes *gawd me shoulder* (back later all lol)

Hi all Wow you've done wonders thankyou *serious now Hi all ive am feeling like s*** im burning up, and have a minging headache, looking at the screen is not making it any better so im really sorry but can't come out to play today, have fun and good luck hope to be back on soon love ya all Jackiexx

* stands in front of bedroom mirror * Friday night and the lights are lowwwwwww looking out for a place to gooooooooo with a bit of rock music getting in the swing I in the mood for a kinggggggggg

SSSHHHHHHHHHH Mary I am performing here...... YOU AREEEEEEEEEE THE DANCING QUEENNNNNNNN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 1777777777 OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH

Strump Psst shhhhh, me mate has an Abba tribute band .....lent the clothing out .should be on the next drop from the chopper Shhhhhhhh now

OOOOOOOOOOO Mary your a star....texts Mr Pilot..... Haley love, we are performing Mama Mia...........think i need a doctor, my poor shoulder is agony..........takes a swig of brandy for the pain

Mary whos Mary /LOL don't answer I know Mary, it is I Jac There will be several different ones in there so sure you can find some thing .......mind Abbracadabra would like them back pleaseeeeee Have fun

Jac im sorry lol....erm so you know Jean and Glen then????????

PMSL......Sorry Jac xxxxxxxxxxx

Yea they play as Protocol here every month Do you know them ? Daft ? ofcourse you do to know their names LOL Me mate next door used to drum with Glen also upps Better run don't want you in trouble for outside help

Quick check the hamper .....are the outfits there ???? explains why Glen so was happy to lend LOL

Jean and Glen are old mates of mine, went to their wedding etc...small world lol. BB i will delete this nattering i promise lol/