General Chat

This is Jackies Bands song: My baby’s always dancin’ and it wouldn’t be a bad thing But I don’t get no lovin’ and that’s no lie We spent the night in Frisco at every kinda disco From that night I kissed our love goodbye Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie That nasty boogie bugs me, but somehow how it has drugged me Spellbound rhythm gets me on my feet I’ve changed my life completely, I’ve seen the lightning leave me And my baby just can’t take her eyes off me Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie Don’t you blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie, woo I just can’t, I just can’t I just can’t control my feet I just can’t, I just can’t (Yeah) I just can’t (Woo) control my feet I just can’t, I just can’t I just can’t control my feet I just can’t, I just can’t I just can’t control my feet Sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie

I tell you what, no way im going to show myself up and ive got a skirt on! You get down first and if i fall, i land on you.....see im not daft!

*shoves an afro wig on Jeffs head and plonks a suit with huuuuuge flares in his arms there you go Jeff your costume, enjoy PMSL *mutters I wasn't even born when they first started singing for gawds sake how am I meant to know about the fr***ing Jacksons

Oooooo Donna I know that one, it was sung by someone else then though, can't remember who though. lol

Thankyou kind sir! Now i'll show you my party piece! I just know you will love it!

Tried to find a well known one for you xx

I said id show you......lets go inside and make sure you close the curtains, dont want any pilots looking in! CENSORED NOW Night all and thanks, see you all tomorrow when ill be just has bad lol xx

Monty you can't go. If you go I get to keep your Bentley !! Ha HA

Creeps back into the house. Later than i expected. Ahhhhh Monty, there you are, your needed tonight to be in my ABBA band.....your going to be Bjorn, found just the right outfit for you. I just know we will win this task! *panics*

Lays her bands clothes out........hope Monty wont mind i used his blue satin sheets, but needs must......not sure about these two tea cosies, but there we go, no way i can get white knee length boots, just have to spray these wellies white.sure no one will notice. Have to make a beard for Lil.......wool, perfect and nice and oft on her skin, ahh! Glu!. Lets hope they all like it and have practised their words.

*Sneaks in and liberates the blue satin sheets* Ooh Jackie will like these.

*sneaks back into room and leaves bottle of vodka for Strump* I'm sure Jackie will love these. So nice of Strump to have made 4 outfits for the Jackson 5. All we need now is the black satin sheet of Jeffs bed for the lead singer. Sorted. *puts 4 blue outfits into locked cupboard and places key down bra*

Right, wellies sprayed....goes to put them with rest of bands clothes. I know im dippy, but i know they were all hanging here, what the..........looks behind wardrobe, under beds, sees some vodka, but i dont drink that stuff, why..... *penny drops*.......one of those Jacksons has cheated! JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHERE ARE YOU??????? JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, sees TOR.........are just the lady! Id like a word or 5 with you, DONT YOU DARE TRY AND SNEAK OFF...........

*snatches back vodka and runs into bathroom, locking door* Yes Strump (thru door) what can I do for you ?

RIGHT THATS IT!! *keeping calm* TOR darling, those clothes you just took.........they are for who??

*innocent voice still thru locked door* What clothes Strump ? Don't think yours will fit me.

Dont you play the innocent with me young lady! Now....im staying calm for the moment..........you know the clothes im on about, blue satin ones that i worked so hard on.........now, hand them back or i will take action.............*getting madder*

(cow lol, im not big) You know just where i put them, now give them back or i might get mad........and im not nice when im mad!

*starts worrying after all Strump is so much larger than me* Sorry Strump don't know what you're talking about are you sure you put them where you think you put them ? *quickly drops cupboard key into toilet cistern*

*getting very worried now. Wonders how long she can stay in bathroom* Have you asked the other housemates if they've moved them. Possibly Monty decided to iron them.