General Chat

This is not a joke. My great uncle could hardly see, he carried on driving and his wife told him when they were coming up to a corner and when to slow down.

I suppose you will tell me when we are coming up to a corner. I can promise you will never need to tell me to slow down!

Ouch!


You can push my wheelbarrow and I’ll you where to go :-D

Depending on how far up they go with your foot, you might not even need panty liners.

There are enough problems without needing panty liners as well. :-|


:-D :-D

I will send them both to you if I can find the hole in the letter box to put them in and then you can hop down the Post Office and pick them up.

You might even have enough left for a couple of panty liners!

:-D :-D :-D

But will you be able to see which is the good bit

Of course,you are only going to need one trainer aren't you? You might be able to use the good bits out of this pair to make yourself one.

As Private Frazier would say “we’re all dooomed”.

We have been cursed!

My deepest sympathy. There has been a lot of this happening in my life lately. :-(

Bung them on an 'upcycling' site - someone would make panty liners out of them I'm sure.

I don't usually wear tights or socks under my jeans and usually wear the same pair of trainers, favouring slip-ons whenever possible.

This last pair, I have been wearing for a couple of years of years, I think. I bought them in a sale, naturally, so they owe me nothing nut we have been together for so long.

Yesterday, they rubbed my toe sore.

The time has come for us to part. I know I could buy some time by wearing socks but I feel just like I would if a dear old, trusted dog or, indeed, OH, had savaged me!

I have another pair to wear but life will never be he same again. My pale purple trainers have had their day.