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Brilliant Maggie :-D :-D :-D

Politicians & baby diapers should be changed frequently & for the same reason. (Mark Twain). :-D

Had this on my FB page: :-D

Medical experts in London today were asked if is time to ease the COVID lockdown.
Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought that the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain that everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Paediatricians said, “Oh grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought that the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed that it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”.
Podiatrists thought that it was a step forward, but Urologists were peed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought that the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass**les in politics!