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A little old lady.......

went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier:
"I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."

So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food.

The next day, she comes in and tries to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof.
So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food...

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said:
"No, you might have a snake in there."

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and screamed:
"That smells like s***."

The lady replied:
"It is... I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper please.

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It's good to have a laugh! ;-)

A bit below the belt :-D

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Oddly I have just come home from doing the weekly shop

Empty shelves for toilet rolls and had a job getting Felix cat food !

Did buy two boxes of sachets but not the ones Mr Tibbs the cat usually eats but he will have too eat em

Didn’t want to change brand as he gets an upset tum if he eats something different

Plus too no rose wine boxes ! I had to make do , but cost more, getting three bottles

Other than that Sainsbury’s were well stocked up

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