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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Mar 2019 09:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Mar 2019 09:58

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered............. 'Is that one word or two?'

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Mar 2019 10:08

:-) ;-) ;-) :-S

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 29 Mar 2019 10:12

Oooooo Mr M ;-) :-D :-D

Wonder how long this will last :-D

Researching:
Go on, make my day!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 30 Mar 2019 09:02

Still here LB :-D

Island

Island Report 30 Mar 2019 09:08

Ooo you are naughty

but I like you :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 30 Mar 2019 09:09

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Fly

Fly Report 30 Mar 2019 09:11

:-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 30 Mar 2019 09:34

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Caroline

Caroline Report 30 Mar 2019 10:23

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Mar 2019 23:59

reminds me of when in the army, on guard duty, doing the rounds.....


you will visit.......at frequent but irregular intervals.....

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960