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What little lies did your Parents tell you that you believed

Mine was when I was about 3 my Dog had gone the farm
In fact when I was 15 they told me It had had a fit and died :-( :-(

I was told that I was found under a head of cabbage, wrapped in pink baby clothes.

Not sure what to believe any more!

This question was asked on another site
and this was one of the replies I was creased Laughing

Uncle Brian came round everyday to check for spiders in Moms bedroom....
always making noises to keep the little buggers away! ;-) ;-) ;-)

You mean your were not Dermot ;-) ;-)

I was told my favourite doll had been stapled together,(she was a bisque doll, and came apart at the 'seams') because I dropped her.
I was also told, my knitted dashchund had so many darns, because 'the moths got him'.

The truth came out when I was in my 50's. :-|

My brothers, 6 and 7 years older than me, used both these toys to practice 'drop kicks' :-P

aww Maggie POOR TOYS

I used to tell my Grandson I used to be the Toothfairy
until I got to fat for my tiny wings to get me off the ground

and they cut them off ;-) ;-)Smirks

I was told by my parents that they loved me.

I was six when I came home from school one day and found that they had moved :-(


;-) :-D :-D

How sad Allan

Did they wrap your packed lunch in a road map too ;-) ;-)

No they didn't :-(

Imagine, abandoned at the age of six!

However, I got my own back on them when I joined the Circus.

I started there as a human cannonball, but was eventually fired as they said I wasn't the right calibre. :-|

:-D :-D :-D

I still believe in Leprechauns.

Thats good Dermot

Every time somebody says the dont believe

One Leprechaun dies :-( :-( :-(

A black spot would appear on my tongue if I told a lie.

* Just checked - loads of black spots. :-0

It was from researching my family tree that I realised all the fibs I was told when I was young and inquisitive. Still finding them out too :-D :-D but I loved 'em to bits <3 <3

BarbinSGlos Most of what I got told was embellished too :-D
Had some great fun sorting the wheat from the chaff :-D :-D