General Chat

Is he a gymnast?

He could be training in, sorry, on the bars ;-) :-D

he said he was back in the gym training well thats what it sounded like :-D

I wonder how the limpet is today,,,,,,,,,has the injuries turned into anything major or found the good trainer shrunk to a size 4.
Mind its probally all mended by now and it was only a slight brusing of the shin after all.

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some folk will do and say any old taddle for attention,even a varied story they read in Boys Own to claim its them.........

the imagaination is alarming sometimes............ ;-) :-D

This is all being blown out of proportion :-|

I have no doubt that the so-called 'pond' was nothing more than a deep puddle in which the kitten was playing quite happily.

Someone, seeing the chance for free drinks, jumped into the puddle but mistaking the depth stubbed a toe on the bottom, picked up the kitten and claimed that it was rescued from the real village pond.

Village life is so exciting and I should know as I was once employed as a village idiot, and even if I say so myself, I was extremely good at it
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Awwwww fairdoos Kay he jumped in that 1ft pond with no water wings on and the them trainers nearly matched them trainers were size 10 and 13 infact the kids jumped in it and thought it was a kayak :-D

Not another jackanory,,,,,,,,,,,,

Breaking news from the big *house* where my my 20xxx rellie once worked alongside the chamber maid whos job was a wiper.? I digress though -----------a medal is in the bag from the kind deed of bravery,!!,,,,

Netto will reward for finding their trolly and and the kitten owner will re-new the trainer with one that he cant wear as he has a callous on his middle toe,but its a size 6&half in blue and has white plimsoles soles........


and Supercrutch will donate a sparkle stick to aid hobbling around.with your broken tibia or fibia which could be either if your not good on your legs.



;-) :-).

concerned for your state of health.

Trainer, you mean. They are clubbing together to buy me a new one, probably give me it when they do the medal presentation I expect.

Phewwwwwwwwwww closed shave that :-D


have you mended the strap on your sandal ? :-(

Bit of duct tape and its good as new.

Any news on the tyre?

Concerned of Chehsire :-0

It is a nuisance. But it's so cute seeing it playing with its little friends, the Labrador puppies from the Labrador puppy sanctuary. I couldn't just leave it to a watery grave, could I.

Bu thanks for the positive thoughts, even if they are interfering with the wi-fi reception when I'm trying to play online bingo.

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Pat......that kitten is a flipping nuisance init :-D

and of course you'll bravely still run the marathon for charity with a fractured tibia - how wonderful :-D :-D :-D :-D

Fake news. Typical. What really happened was those brats kicking an inflated pigs bladder about hit a kitten sitting on the fence next to the duck pond and it fell in. Alerted by its plaintive cries, I immediately plunged into the icy deep water and managed to rescue it as it went down for the 3rd time.

The injury came from catching my foot in a submerged shopping trolley and tearing a hole in my new trainers that I got for the London Marathon. No serious injury was sustained apart from a minor compound fracture to my tibia, and the reason I'm in the pub is that the grateful villagers all wanted to buy me drinks for what the local paper is calling an act of selfless heroism.

Really, Chinese whispers. Don't believe them.

Reports are coming in its glowing green :-S I am stunned , Big Vern is keeping a pubside vigil.


It unsure if Vern is with Eldrick or the wheelbarrow :-(

Hope is toe don't turn into an ingrowy :-D

Aaw!! :-D :-D :-D