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OFITG how are you this morning darlinks :-D :-D <3

Fly are you moaning?? :-D ;-)

Another bit of Scottish Humour ;-D

It was St Valentine's Day in Auchengillan and Sandy McTavish, the local travel agent, was in a good mood. Bookings over the winter had been well up on the previous year and profits had been sky high. So when he looked out of his window and saw an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the window at the posters showing glamorous destinations around the world, he experienced a rare feeling of generosity (and saw an opportunity for some free publicity in the local newspaper).

He asked the elderly couple to come in out of the rain and announced: "On your pension you would probably not be able to afford a luxury holiday abroad, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense - and I won't take no for an answer." He gave them two flight tickets and a double room in a five star hotel in sun-drenched Tenerife for two weeks plus spending money.

About a month later, the little old lady popped into Sandy the travel agent's shop, and Dandy. asked her "Did you both enjoy your holiday?"

The old lady replied: "The flight was exciting and the hotrl was lovely. I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me - who was that old man I had to share the room with?" :-D :-D :-D

AnnC how long does this flipping cold last :-0 :-0






Edit: sorry man flu ;-)

Good morning Sweetpea...its like that here, very damp and dreary :-0

Ann I hope your friends Dad is ok and settled, my Nan is always the same especially if its a water infection..... <3 <3

You get yer brekkie Munchkin ;-)

Morning Ann :-D <3 hope your friends dad is a little better today <3

wotcha gang - piddlin' down here and windy :-(

had to rush over my pal's house last night - her 93 year old Dad has an infection which caused him to go slightly batty and she was having trouble coping - fortunately after I'd been there for a while, his antibiotics must have kicked in, cos he improved somewhat - what a nightmare for her

Im good thanks Fly, I need a brew and a toasted teacake and I will be set for the day :-D :-D :-D

Not too bad thanks Munchkin <3 how are you <3

How are things at Fly Mansion today?? :-D :-D <3

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Fly I was here well before you :-P :-D :-D, I then had a fight with me pillow and duvet and they won :-D :-D :-D :-0 ;-)

Munchkin what time do you call this :-| ;-)

Good morning OFITG, Munchkin2,Wendawoowooo , Jemikins :-D :-D :-D <3 <3

Jemikins have you got your post yet?? :-0 :-S :-D <3 <3

>>>>>>>>>>> runs after Wendawoowooo with me stick :-D :-D :-D

Cooeeeeeeeeeeee everyone :-D :-D :-D <3 <3

Get tickling then Wend ;-)

~~~~~~~~~ Fly and OFITG. I'm fine thanks, my tickling stick is out to-day :-D <3

See you later ;-)

I believe you Fly ;-) ;-)

I'm of now!

Hopefully see you all later <3 <3 <3

Up to nowt Jem ;-)

Hiya OFITG and FLY :-D:-D :-D :-D <3 <3

Well done on your win OFITG :-) :-)

FLY!!! :-0 :-0 :-0
Are you up to your Mata Hari ways AGAIN?! :-| :-| ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'm not so bad thankyou :-) :-) <3