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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	23 Sep 2012 02:21
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8 791 Send Message	An elderly man in the "Top End" had owned a large farm for several years. There was a large pond in the back. paddock. It was properly shaped for swimming, and he had added picnic tables, a volleyball net, and some nut and fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a large bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a crowd of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’ The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’ Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the crocodile.’