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as with a lot of my jokes if it offends I will remove it.


Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the
Door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
Old grey Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
First the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his
Shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces
Fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy
Trousers . Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to
Reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he
Hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy 'Jeez Paddy, ye
Frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed
Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the
Bedroom department, and the Doc. Suggested I do something sexy to A tractor . "

lol I'll even spell offends right !