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Sorry but I did find some of them funny


*It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.

*I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

*It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

*Iceland goes bankrupt, then manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

*Iceland, we want your cash, not your ash.

*Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup.
I know, it's a no-fly zone.

*Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The title is "Lava Actually".

*I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.

*Volcano in Iceland. What next - an Earthquake in Asda?

*Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change there, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.

nudging these up 'cos I think they're funny too and want to be able to find them again!

Jokes !!


They get me in trouble when i put em on ere


No more " Giggles " for me.

i got hit on the head today with a packet of fish fingers, they told me it was fallout from Iceland.

hi Brian, hows the recuperation going?

Bob

Once I figured out that Iceland is a frozen foods store in the UK, I thought they were all quite amusing.

A variation on the one liner in a earlier post!

I heard that Iceland has installed those air-borne electrical insect zapping machines............

its now a No-Fly zone!!

Bob

Very clever :o)

Nudge!