General Chat

Phone Call
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>Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
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>"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
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>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
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>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
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>Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
>down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
>Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
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>"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
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>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
>daddy."
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>"And what happened honey?" he asked.
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>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
>around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
>dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
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>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
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>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
>jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
>didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
>bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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>***Long Pause***
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>***Longer Pause***
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>**Even Longer Pause***
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>Then Daddy says, "... Swimming pool? . . ... Is this 974-486-5731?"
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