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J O K E



Next time you use a pair of
rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:



A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on
his gloves.



'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.



'No, I don't,' she replied.



'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big
tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank,
dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them into boxes of the right size.'



She didn't crack a smile.



'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.



But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she burst out laughing.



'What's so funny?' he asked.



'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'



(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working!)