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The Loving husband (joke)

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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 10 Aug 2009 21:50

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
> him.
> "No", he says, "the seat is empty."
> "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
> seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the
> year, and not use it?"
> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
> come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't
> been to together since we got married."
> "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
> someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
> The man shakes his head...
> "No..."
> "...They're all at the funeral."


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