General Chat

Tec,

The old tin tray and spoon method of communication doesn't work.

You wait untill your OH is in range and then hit him/her with either the spoon or the tray.

They soon get the message, and you find out if you are well enough to immediately get out of bed and seek a safe refuge

Allan

Oh what a spoil-sport you are Tec. Obviously the staff aren't allowed any fun in your abode - little wonder the last lot revolted.

Sue xx

Sue.......The sight of Alan in that uniform would have my screaming hysterically every morning,
What better way to start ones day?

Tec.

Pipped at the post

Well Persephone did say that I was an officer, now I have the pips to prove it!

Allan

Sue,

I quite agree

Tec's last lot of staff were revolting!

Allan

What kind of an establishment do you think I'm running here?

This is a small Welsh village after all,

Tec.

You're becoming predictable, Allan - I knew you were going to say that:-))

Sue xx

Now heres a picture

A wild stormy night off the Wesh Coast.

At 3:00am a figure appears, having just left a large substantial house.

By the ocassional flash of lightning it can be discerened that the figure is wearin a maids outfit, green wellies and a yellow Paddington Bear rain hat.

The mad maid of the moors is once more afoot! (the mad maid is very short)


That's the stuff of nightmares!

Allan

Well, Sue, don't give me the opening!

lol

Allan

What kind of post will Berona apply for?

There's not much left........

I do rather fancy her as a chauffeur, she'd look good behind the wheel of the Rolls.

Tec.

Morning/Evening everyong.
Tec, I'm so glad you have decided not to give Allan the job as Upstairs Maid. I have hardly got over the thought of you chasing lambs around on Christmas eve and I was faced with imagining allan in a maid's outfit!

I'm so glad you said that miniskirts are not allowed. The thought of that pretty little apron with hairy legs underneath it, was a bit too much!

I'm not applying for any position. I'm very disappointed that you don't want an Adviser. I would suit that position perfectly!

Allan........You just had me giggling like a schoolboy, very strange look from the OH, who has no idea what's going on here.

You do have the wierdest imagination - but funny

Tec.

A large shadow looms over the very short maid. A loud voice booms

"what have I told you about skulking around in the early hours of the morning? Get thee back to the house"

Sue xx

Hi Berona........

New post created for you then Advisor, I could do with some constructive advice.
Also Web Master, as I could also do with someone who knows what they're doing on a computer - I haven't got a clue.

Tec.

Do you know?

I am beginning to think it might be more appropriate to open an asylum.

Tec.

..and the maid's name is Violet

she's the original shrinking Violet because she used to be 5' 5" tall

Allan

Thank you, Tec. I accept the position of Adviser. Web-Master, I'm not so sure about - I've never tried to create a web page - but I'd have a go. I may have worked in a computer department, but what I know was learned from the experts - I wasn't one of them!

Hello, Berona, my legs aren't too hairy!

Allan - I still find it hard to imagine!

I wonder what people, who have never posted on this thread before, would make of the last few pages if they visited.

They would probably think that they had stumbled into a sub-plot of "The Little Rocky Horror Show"!

Allan