General Chat

Good morning Sue!

Nah....the Maid's safe: I just wanted to see what I looked like in her uniform

Allan

I was in a cemetery recently, just doing a bit of research.

A funeral procession went past, complete with coffin.

30 minutes later back they came still with the coffin

This went on for two hours

I thought to myself "Those b*ggers have lost the Plot!"


Allan

Hi Allan

Quite a Grave situation to be in.

Perse....

Allan's baaaack!!!!

Sue xx

lol......Allan spilt me cuppa!! :)))

xx

Oh no.....Persephone's in contention for the thread's worst joker.

Sue xx

Oh Darn!!!!

Persephone is welcome to the position....I'll be too busy trying it on with the maid...sorry, I mean trying on the maid's uniform

Allan

Three positions filled already........

Diane, congratulations, but that is a particularly demanding post, and I speak from experience. The Duchess is a sweet kind lady. However, she can be a trifle cantankerous on occassion, at which time you will need to wear a tin hat, on account of the flying missiles which are thrown with great accuracy. You will need to learn the following mantra -
Yes M'Lady - No M'Lady - Three bags full M'Lady.

Sue, You may find the gardens something of a challenge. However, I'm confident that you are up to it. Small by stately home standards, covering only 50 acres, mostly lawn and shrubbery. You will to do a daily roll call of the nomes, 500 at last count, but breeding. You will need a machete, and a flame thrower.

Allan.......I have considered your application seriously. So, in view of the sexual equality regulations you are hired.
I simply cannot wait to see you in the Upstairs Maid's outfit!!!!
Mini-skirts are not allowed.

Tec.

And I thought you were an officer and a gentleman.

The white Apron suits you sir.

Hi all
Loved the joke Allan :]]

just popped back to say have a nice day and goodnight, must go to bed in a lot off pain tonight and didn't get much sleep last night for the same reason, please god this flare up soon end's, I'm sick and tired of takeing painkiller's and anti-inflamitry's, catch you all again soon

Diane xx

Dear Sir...Tec

In reference to my application to Upstairs maid. I take it that you have seen fit to employ a male for the Job??? I did put my application in first :(((

But if you have made your decision then i will have no option .....






But to apply for Downstairs maid???

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Good night Diane, sleep well and I hope that the pain soon subsides

Hello Tec...does the uniform come with six-inch high heels?

Persephone....Itis precisely because I am an offficer and a gentleman that I want that uniform...I will then be qualified to stand for the UK Parliament as a Tory MP!

Allan

Night Diane...Sleep well...

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Janet, you can have the position, I'm just after the clothes

Allan

Hi Persephone,
I tried hitting a tin tray with a spoon, didn't work for me. I've been called many things in my life, but never Tinkerbell.
Looks like Allan may have met his match on here, you are quick, like him.

Tec.

Allan....Thanks for that !! Still no word from the boss tho...:))


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Good night, Diane...sleep well.

Allan you'll look a treat in the maid's outfit. The only problem I can see is the twinkle in Tec's eyes. I think he quite likes the idea of you in a maid's outfit.

Sue xx

Ohherr.....I'm about to become a racist again

*Hitches up skirt, and runs like h*ll*

Allan

Janet........

So sorry, I missed your early application ,the thread was moving so fast.

Sorry Allan , you were pipped at the post, and I'm positive Janet would look better in the uniform.
So I'll hire you as Downstairs Maid, that way I keep an eye on you.....
I'll have no hanky-panky in my house.

Goodnight Diane, hope you sleep and feel better tomorrow.

Tec.