General Chat

Linda,

The stench from one of the bins had me reeling.

I nearly passed away it was so bad.

Would that have been a case of "Fatal Bin Stinked"???

Tec, it all started when I paid a compliment to Susanwithnumbers who was either very down or very p***ed

Allan

Yes Allan, don't be mean, Berona needs the curry to mask the smell of the disinfectant

Linda - I'm not sure, but maybe mine does. It would be a good idea if I was to read the instructions! However, I am supposed to have cereal with one piece of fruit and skim milk for breakfast - and nothing else! I can have wholegrain bread later in the day (1-2 slices) but not at breakfast. So as long as I think the toaster won't toast frozen bread, I'd better leave it at that or I will weaken!

OK Berona,

I will get my OH to put her foot hard down on it a couple of times :0))

Allan

Good evening Barbra

Every one's a comedian on this Thread:0))

Allan

Hey Miss Linda - my toaster has a defrost and toast setting on it. Don't get all uppity with us Aussie colonials, madam:-)

Hi Barbra:-))

Sue xx

I am not getting uppity Sue, merely believing the English stereotype of you Aussies

Good Morning Sue, and Berona,
Evening Linda,

Allan, Don't be tight, catch the bus and take the curry to Berona,

I'll bring the hot buttered toast, and the honey.

Tec

Tec,

That would still take a few days.!!

I am not trying to curry favour with anyone!!

Allan

Awww - isn't that nice? I can always rely on Tec to say the right thing - even if it does mean that he will help me to blow my diet!

Good Evening Barbra,
Unfortunately I didn't win the lottery, hope the ship doesn't leave without us,

Missed the boat again

Tec

I am having an early night, well going to watch TV anyway. Goodnight everyone.

P.S I do know that Aussies are extremely cultured people really

Now I want you all to listen to me. We are going to take off on Friday and have a well deserved break. Having checked that my daughter has lined up a babysitter for the children on the Saturday I normally watch them we are free to go wherever the car takes us. Now all I have to worry about is you lot. I'm putting Linda and Berona in charge and I will expect a full report when I return.

Sue xx

Goodnight Linda:-)

Sue xx

Linda - please don't believe everything you hear about us....When I was working in London, a girl said to me "I knew a family who emigrated to Australia. They went to a place called Perth. Their name was Smith - do you happen to know them?"

I laughed, but when I saw her expression, I realised she was serious!

Good night. Pleasant dreams.

Allan..........
Did you hear that - Mother's going away again, we can do as we like!!!

Leaving Berona and Linda in charge....hee....heee

Tec

Good night Barbra

Ooh Tec, this weekend is going to be fun on the Boards. I think that we can escape the clutches of Linda and Berona, cause mayhem on the various Threads and blame it all on Sue for being away!

I may even change my Board name to Mel or SueMaid2205045


Allan

Goodnight Linda, Sleep well, keep well,
Polish your "I'm in charge" badge,

Tec

Why are they discussing Ann Summers underwear -
who is she anyway?
Is nothing sacred? not even some poor lady's underwear?

Tec

Barbra,

I don't think that GR have to erase the Wums' Threads as they do it themselves.....but then others start Threads about the fact that the other Threads have gone, thereby perpetuating the whole issue!

Allan